I’ve still got a lot to learn, but I shall continue to go at the singleplayer with a youthful exuberance, an open-mindedness, and that’s something no one’s said about a fucking shooter in years. But after about two hours of getting brutalized on a quarter-mile stretch of the game, everything clicked in a way almost no other game can offer, and it was like being able to see through the fucking Matrix. You need the patience to approach things carefully and accept defeat gracefully, almost as if you’re on a mission of information gathering, which TBH, is a hard adjustment for me. You need to learn from your licks, and the faster you do that, the further you’ll get, and the more exponentially rewarding the game becomes. Bloodborne is doing something most Western game left behind long ago, and that’s forcing you to become a better player. Notice how I put that on the players instead of referring to the game as sadistic? I’ve been singing the praises of Monster Hunter for a while, which similarly to Souls, only seems “hard” if you’ve been weened on games with regenerating health and grindable XP to fortify your lack of ability. That never happened, so sadly, those few hours learning the game’s somewhat complicated mechanics are my only experience with From Software’s beloved take on interactive masochism. I truly dug the shit out of Dark Souls II, but abandoned it in hopes of picking up a better looking version in a Steam sale. By the time you read this, I will have tried to stream it and will in all likelihood humiliated myself in front of almost a dozen people. I’ve only just started digging into Bloodborne and my love for it is only outweighed by how much I fucking suck at it. Lemme know in the comments below and get a shoutout on an upcoming Laser Time! And lastly, for hardcore Laser Time fans/pop culture buffs, I’ve been prepping an upcoming show topic tentatively titled “Movies that have never been on DVD” and since I gotta scratch The Dirt Bike Kid of the list, I could probably use your help finding come replacements. THREE REASONS! For one, my partially-formed baby brain actually assumed this was Ralphie’s sequel to A Christmas Story, which I was on board with well before the TBS marathons (thanks to it being one of two VHS tapes donated to my elementary school.) Second, this dumb little tale of a sentient motorcycle over-throwing a evil bank by winning a baseball game, or something, has NEVER EVEN BEEN ON DVD before, so I certainly wasn’t expecting a goddamned Blu-ray.
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However, if you’re like me and watched the shit out of this movie back in the early eighties to the point of having it memorized, you deserve to know this was released last November.
I am about to do you a disservice! Not only is this not a new release, it’s probably pretty fucking terrible. As long as you purchase in that visit, it totes helps us out! Thanks again, and happy shopping! PICKS OF THE WEEK You don’t even have to buy the specific items we’re highlighting, simply enter Amazon via our links and search/shop like normal. Then, hopefully, you use our Amazon links below (or any time on the right-hand sidebar) and we get a small commission to help keep the Laser lights on. Anyhoo, this is where we showcase the latest in new movies, games and TV, as well as highlight upcoming video game pre-order deals and comic book recommendations courtesy of Cape Crisis.
Bloodborne, Borderlands and the Battle of the Five Armies featuring Bilbo Baggins! Shop, save, support your pals at Laser Time…īOO-YAH: Shaking things up this week, but you’ll have to read carefully to find out how.
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